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Mister Car Wash Q4 Earnings: Revenue Beats Expectations, But Full-Year Outlook Misses

Mister Car Wash (MCW) Q4 revenue beat estimates, with sales up 9.1% to $251.2 million. Non-GAAP profit of $0.09 per share was 25.1% above consensus. Full-year revenue guidance missed expectations by 2.3% and EBITDA guidance fell short. Same-store sales grew 6% year-over-year.

Kazakhstan to Seek Talks With Ukraine After Drone Attack Disrupts Key Oil Pipeline

Kazakhstan seeks talks with Ukraine after Russian territory drone attack affects key crude export pipeline.

CVS Stock Jumps 15% After Q4 Earnings Beat, Conservative Outlook

CVS shares surge nearly 15% after reporting better-than-expected earnings, as CEO David Joyner defends pharmacy benefit managers' role in healthcare.

Royalty Pharma Q4 Earnings Top Estimates

Royalty Pharma reports Q4 net income of $208 million, exceeding Wall Street expectations. Full-year revenue reached $2.8 billion, with a forecast of $2.9-$3.05 billion for the coming year.

Enphase (ENPH) Q4 Earnings Preview

Enphase (NASDAQ: ENPH) surpasses Q4 sales estimates, boosting stock value. Revenue surges 26.5% year-over-year, exceeding analyst expectations by 1.6%. Quarterly earnings per share of $0.94 beat estimates by 24.7%, leading to a 6% stock price increase. Strong sales guidance for Q1 CY2025 and solid revenue growth projections for the next 12 months. Analysis of key financial metrics, including revenue, earnings per share, and operating margin, provides insight into the company's performance.